minnoux:

tilthat:

TIL inner speech (AKA the voice inside your head) is accompanied by tiny muscular movements in the larynx

via ift.tt

don’t like that

trashcanbees:

sabertoothwalrus:

unmute

my last two braincells

candiikismet:

badbootyshakinpickanosis:

blkbutterfly816:

swolizard:

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

doggosource:

mood

(Source: welcometoyouredoom)

cynicalslut666:

eroscestlavie:

cmeptb02:

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion

ultarviolet:

me to my therapist: yeah idk I’m pretty good!

me to my tumblr followers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

eclipsc:

[clenches fist] i just really love space

hannibalsdong:

martington:

The hex girls are gay icons